slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food
fionagoddess:

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

fionagoddess:

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

richsux:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

take a break from the internet you grumpy weirdo

youdeanatsix:

When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:

  1. Take selfies all around the house.
  2. Masturbate.
  3. Eat everything

Or all of the above.

swagbat:

i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him

richmondcee:

liking her selfies so she knows you wanna nut in her raw